Hello! I am looking for a weird one to play out, but I want to get even more whimsical and unsettling in the Wonka factory! I want to lean into the feeling and atmosphere of the ‘71 Wonka movie, but filled with gags instead of candy. I love how the ‘71 version had more humor in it, but most of it made the tour group feel uneasy and nervous. That is sort of what I am looking for in this, people think it is just a harmless prank, but they find out just how awful the consequences can be! Though, I am open to other ideas and would absolutely love to brainstorm ideas before we play.

My idea is to play off the classic blueberry scene and have the Pranking Room be the place where Wonka is coming up with all his latest jokes. All sorts of weird pranks the Oompa Loompas are testing and working on in the room, as Wonka takes the group back to a weird machine. The machine pops out a Wonka branded whoopee cushion that starts to inflate from being completely flat, the tour group is amazed! You have always found farts disgusting, it is so unladylike! However, one guest wants to see it in action and she knows how much you hate farts, you’re the perfect one to prank. She sets the whoopee cushion down and with a fateful push, your rump lands right on the whoopee cushion. A cloud of gas explodes out of the whoopee cushion sounding like the most enormous fart anyone has ever heard, a seemingly resounding success! You quickly learn it is very much a failure, as you start to feel bloated and tight yourself. Your body starts to gas up! You begin to inflate just like the whoopee cushion before everyone’s eyes. You are utterly mortified as you become a human fart toy and it is horrifically embarrassing when Wonka says things like “She has to be farted like a whoopee cushion immediately before she explodes, it’s a fairly loud operation”.

Looking to have lots of fun treating you like a human whoopee cushion! I want to still have the typical expansion things with rolling and waddling, maybe flapping your hands makes the gas flap out of your bum. I want you utterly embarrassed, a total freak of a whoopee cushion on display for the whole group! You even get treated just like a whoopee cushion, it is an absolutely nightmare for someone who had such disdain for fart jokes before! I do have a preference for fatter women, adds that tiny bit extra of embarrassment when a fat woman is suffering the consequences.

If you want to go extra weird on this, I do like the idea that the gas which fills up the whoopee cushion is made from Oompa Loompa farts. “There’s no air in there, that’s Oompa Loompa farts”. I can only imagine it would be a million times more humiliating for everyone to know you are filling up with the farts of small men with orange skin and green hair!

If you made it this far, thank you for reading and hope we can brainstorm some fun ideas for the Wonka joke factory! Have a wonderful day!

Kinks: Lots of farting, whoopee cushion related stuff, whoopee cushion talk, fart/gas talk, squeezing/sitting, rolling, waddling, flapping, clothes bursting, humiliating outfits to make you look like a whoopee cushion, bad or no smells, popping/permanent, quotes/details from ‘71 Wonka movie, and SFW or NSFW.

Limits: scat, referencing scat in smell descriptions/talk, good smells, returned to normal.

[M4F] Wonka’s joke factory! A poor woman suffers a flatulent fate in the Pranking Room when Wonka shows off the Wonka Whoopee! A self-inflating whoopee cushion with the most realistic sounding farts, but Wonka hasn’t gotten the gas quite right yet…