Anybody just wanna get stoned and play music in the park?
I’d really just like to get stoned with somebody and play some good ass music in the park. I guess I’m open to anyone as long as you’re a good musician or just a cool person. I’m slightly imagining a date vibe I guess. For sure if you’re a lady and we hit it off that’s cool. If you’re a lady and we hit it off but not in a romantic way honestly that’s even fucking cooler. I’ve always had a lot of female friends but ever since getting married (oh shit, yeah, I should mention that) I don’t get to have any platonic, flirty, charged friendships. So I dunno. I’m coming to town for work is the thing. I’m not from Boston. So I just wanna hang out in the city with good humans who I can connect with. Music is the best way I know to do that. I’m open to your jam too, though. You wanna go houseplant shopping our stakeout your ex together or confront your landlord. I don’t give a shit. I just wanna do something. Fucking prank call a pizza place or flatten coins on the railroad tracks. I just wanna get along with a fellow human. Though I guess as I’m writing this I am imagining a woman. But if you’re a dude you should be an artist. I’d you’re a woman I don’t care. I could row a boat across the fucking ocean if I had a pretty girl to look at while I did it.
Posted Aug 1, 2026, 3:58 AM UTC