Why do people attend Taylor Swift concerts if she doesn't strip and masturbate on stage?

Why do people attend Taylor Swift concerts if she doesn't strip and masturbate on stage? What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you watch that? It's boring as fuck and I can't get my dick wet at all! She's just standing there and singing, and sometimes she dances. How the fuck is that entertaining, you stupid chimps? Holy fuck, make her strip for fuck sake! Swap out the pyrotechnics with her pussy juice being spurt out of giant Fleshlights! Yes, that's right. I want to see some pussy juice being spurt out of her pussy while she moans on stage.