Hi. As you can read the tittle. I should clarify that this is not an agenda post but a discussion on why I think living in Elysium is much better than that shit hole you call kingdom name The Great Exardia.

First off, lets talk about the living condition. As you guys know the living conditions in Elysium is extremely good. The air quality is fine. The environment is clean. People are friendly and actually support each other. The job class are well protected by its PEOPLE. Our local heroes Tempus and Vanguard actually do their job despite fumbling like a total retard and burnt out local native flora and faunas. 

Yes our politican are retarded and somehow always have money to spend partying up in the great tree of yggdrasil with bunch of illegal angels from heaven that I really fucking hate. No im not racist. Im just saying why the fuck do angels. Yes angels. The fucker with wing need money? So called messenger of gods are up there sucking human politicians cock for 20 platinium Elysium coins. Meanwhile our local orphanage are fucking scavenging the shit drain just to pivk on any food that was thrown away.

Anyway im getting side tracked. 

What im saying is that, I think Elysium is still much better than The Great Retardia. The one fucking country that should be Arcane Nuked from this great planet.

Lets see. The Great Exardia is ran by a monarchy of pure lesbian but lets not talk about the young boys they have been grooming for "military purpose". Great Exardia. Yes. Air quality? Shit. Environment? Shit. Wages? Genuinely whoring yourself to the goblin village pays more than slaving in the field. Their heroes? Nepo babies that was hired because "woman". The fucking country have a comical evil villain named Advent. You gotta be fucking kidding me LMAOOOOO FUCKING IMAGINE

One time when I was scouring for potion materials (Im a failing Alchemist but thats not the point) in the country boarders, I did not realise I was already In The Great Exardia and I shit you not, i see with my own two eyes a blue demon class dog which Im pretty sure named Mococo from Advent was having sex with a green coloured automaton from Justice (nepo babies). 

What the fuck. What the fuck do you mean the heroes of The Great Exardia was having sex with their own fucking enemy. You have got to be kidding me.

Also to make matters worse, for some fucking reason I kept seeing our politician snealing off in the middle of the night through the sewer (my house is near the sewer so I can see them) and saw them enter royal Exardian carriage. What the fuck is our politician doing in Exardia?? And why do they always look like a fent addict whenever they come back to Elysium?????

Sidetracked again. This is why my professor think im a failure and I should overdose on elixir. 

The point im making is, The Great Exardia is full of shit and I think the Nine Divine should blow the fucking country off the planet and let Elysium thrive and show how a real fucking human being run the planet.

P.S. I KNOW YOU ARE HERE SHADOWY STRANGER FROM SHADOWLAND. GIVE ME BACK MY MAGICAL TALKING PARROT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUCK

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