AND THAT FACT is the dirtiest, hottest, most fucked-up turn on imaginable

Bro for real just sit with this for a second.

That girl you can’t stop thinking about, the one who makes your stomach drop every time she walks by, the hottest thing you’ve ever seen… she shits the exact same way you do. Straight up. She farts. She gets all backed up and has to sit there straining and pushing for ages until this thick hard log finally forces its way out and stretches her asshole open. Other days her stomach just turns on her and she has to unload that loud messy explosive diarrhea that just pours out and stinks the place up. And sometimes she drops these massive wet heavy turds that keep coming and coming till the toilet’s full.

That perfect face, perfect body, everything about her… still ends with her squatting down, grunting, and dumping the same filthy stinking shit you do.

And somehow that is the dirtiest hottest most fucked-up thing imaginable.