[M4F] Alt Girls Needed
Walking down the street one day, you see a flyer posted up on light pole. Not thinking much of it, you walk on by, seeing the flyer again on the next one and the next one. Finally at the fourth light pole, you stop and give the flyer a read. The tittle is in bold, red letters:
ALT GIRL NEEDED
- Do you have tattoos that everyone over the age of 45 always says will mean you'll never work again?
- Does your hair color change faster than the hot button news topics of the day?
- Do you like fishnets, chokers, leather and or edgy graphic tees?
- Did anyone ever tell you "It's just a phase"?
- Do you have raging daddy issues that you look to untrustworthy men to fill?
If you answered yes to two or more of the points above or you are now thinking about similar qualities you can identify within yourself, then boy do I have a deal for you!
I need an alt girl to help me with a series of tasks. And the reward you might ask? All the dirty, nasty sex you can possibly dream up!
The tasks are:
- Meet my parents. I really want to disappoint them, while being forever uninvited to any future family gatherings. I am sure one look at you, with an optional us getting caught doing anal in my childhood bedroom will mean the Christmas cards permanently stop coming my way.
- Hang out with me and my friends. I am getting increasingly tired of them asking about why I never bring girlfriends around. I am certain that if we get caught fucking in the bathroom or doing hand stuff in the hot tub, they'll never ask me to bring a girl over again.
- And finally, attend my company's Halloween party with me. They don't ask me why I am single or anything, it's just that Janice planned it this year. And fuck Janice. I want to fuck on her desk, then slip a video of it into her dumbass yearly presentation or something. Ahh... The look on her face would be just priceless.
Anyway, if you are an alt-girl and looking to be a general menace to society with yours truly, be sure to take my number.
Below, is a perforated section of the paper, where multiple copies of my phone number can be ripped off.
So, are you feeling up to completing one or more of my tasks?
(Howdy!
I am looking for someone to play a rather adventurous alt girl! One who goes with me on a journey to spite some people and burn some bridges, not to mention having some kinky sex along the way. You can play as one alt girl who does all three (or even more if we think them up) or we can change girls each time.
I am open to playing this out either here in chat or on some place like discord.
I can play either in first or third person.
And this can be either a short- or long-term deal!
Kinks: Cumplay, cream pies, dirty talk, public/risky sex, hair pulling, spanking, roughness, neediness/desperation, anal, mutual masturbation, clothed sex, public/risky sex, switch partners, rimming and plenty more.
Limits: Gore, feet, toilet play, animals, non con
Posted Aug 3, 2026, 10:40 AM UTC