35 (M4F) looking to escape the day to day grind

34 m, beard, tattoos, and above average looks, just got a few lbs to shed, who doesn’t? I don’t have time to pretend I’m the perfect man and hopefully you’re too busy for perfection too.

I work hard, I provide for my family, I have a great career and I don’t get the focus or attention I’d like to have at home, no I’m not proud of it but I’m definitely not lookin to change my situation.

I’m sarcastic, loud, direct and have a nerdy side I keep hidden from the real world, I’ve spent my life working in sales and I love to meet new people.

I have kids and would love to chat with other parents but please don’t ask too many questions about them, I protect them better than I protect myself and if you don’t get that, we’re probably not a fit!

If you like the post tell me something embarrassing about you, and I’ll return the favor, I’m tired of everyone acting like life isn’t embarrassing and funny. Talk soon!

*notabot