Played the Jackass board game and my dare was to Hop on Pop

So I was going through these extreme dare cards from the Jackass board game, some of them are R18+, others are dares that involve faking your death and burning stuff like paper or leaves as a prank and saying you burnt your friends favourite thing. Crazy stuff.

Me and the boys were playing and on my turn I chose dare because my last one was to get kicked in both shins hard. My legs have bruises now lol.

But I got pulled the Hop on Pop card which means I have to do a bodyslam on to my dad while he’s on the couch or sleeping.

My dad literally turns into Satan himself when he gets mad so I was already shitting myself but if I didn’t commit I had to get 10 slaps to the face and I’m not doing that shit ever.

So I waited until my dad was sleeping and then I creep into his room and go on top of the moon chair he keeps in his study and dragged it next to his bed, then I shouted “HOP ON POP” and did the piledrive thingy where you land on your back and extend your elbow and I think I hit his leg.

My dad literally did an army style grab and threw me into the shelf across the bed and then hes like: “FUCKING HELL CUNT” and used his phone flashlight and I’m just there laughing about it and he’s angry AFFFFF. My back did clip the shelf but it’s a smooth handle so I got kind of tingly on my shoulder when I slammed into it.

I also told him it was from the Jackass board game and he said he’s gonna get me back so now im just scared as hell.

But omfg it was so funny and he literally threw me like I was a plastic cup or something.