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InEcclesiaSatan

I'm not feeding you right now, it's a RULE!!!

I am spreading truth online

Okay, so I'm currently catsitting my sisters cat and they're staying in my apartment, since she went to a con and hiking for a few weeks this summer. One's quite calm and ain't causing any problems but the other one is, as the french would say, "un gros petit abruti de merde".

She's overweight, so she's on a diet, and gets her food portioned out three times a day: morning, noon, and evening. Thing is, just because I'm not her owner she figures she can bully me into feeding her more often, so after getting her supper last night, she started screaming in the very early morning, several hours before her breakfast time. I stood up, and she guided me to her food bowl and started looking at me expectantly. I said no and went back to bed. When that attempt failed, she started pawing at my video games that lay in a shelf by my TV and throwing them down on the floor.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU AN EXTRA PORTION OF FOOD JUST BECAUSE IT'S 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, YOU STINKY LITTLE CHUD!!!

Posted Aug 3, 2026, 10:57 AM UTC

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