[M4F]55 #NYC

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So, yeah... Here we are.

This is awkward. 

I’m a funny, kind, and not actually a complete asshole. Who’s married. As are you. So…

Lessee, a little about me:

Handsome in a quirky kind of artsy way. A skootch over 5' 11. I eat pretty healthy, hit the gym on the regular and I'm HWP, but to be totally honest, I'm not chiseled. Yep, rocking a bit of a dad bod these days. Working on it. Salt and pepper hair and beard. Glasses. Sort of nerdy? Perhaps.  Don't have tattoos, but maybe that'll change...

I love movies and music, art, dive bars and street food. Coffee. A good martini. And more coffee, black and bitter. 

Good cook in a fearlessly exuberant kind of way. 

Career in a creative field. Good work ethic. Pro LGBTQA+, anti-racist etc.

Homelife ranges from fine to tense. Bedroom isn't dead, but it's exactly thriving.

I'm looking for someone in a similar situation with some compatibility to chat with on the regular and play with IRL from time to time as schedules permit. Whisper our deepest darkest desires because we can. Confess everything but judge nothing. And do the *naughtiest* things to each other. 

Ideally you live somewhere close by (Brooklyn++). And are very discreet with good OPSEC etc. Ideally some daytime flexibility. No one is blowing up anyone's life, but for fuck's sake, blowing off a little steam from time to time can't be a *bad* thing, yeah? 

If this resonates, hit me up…

Posted Aug 3, 2026, 1:55 PM UTC

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