Anyone who tells you "you chose the wrong major" can go to hell.

Now we've started acting like information systems graduates are stupid because they chose the wrong degree. And we blame chemical engineering and nursing students for entering the wrong fields. Meanwhile, the average American reads at an 8th-grade level and does math at around a 6th-grade level.

"Yeah, man, I know you took statistics and biology and organic chemistry and coding and physiology, but you should've just picked up a wrench and gone into trades, that's it."