The National Alignment & Citizen Fidelity Registry (NACFR) is scary as shit...

I just read an interview with Roger Furtive, the CEO of NACFR (National Alignment & Citizen Fidelity Registry), and I honestly can’t stop thinking about it.

If you haven't heard of it yet, NACFR is essentially a corporate-backed social credit system built right here in the US. They’re integrating data from Meta with orbital radar from the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO) to track civic and business "obedience" in real time.

A few highlights from their official compliance handbook that made my skin crawl:

• -12 Points: Leaving a shopping cart in a vacant parking spot instead of returning it to the corral.
• -8 Points: Pressing a crosswalk button more than twice in 10 seconds (their system throttles your home internet for 48 hours for "impatience").
• -18 Points: Typing "sigh" or "ugh" in response to an official federal announcement.
• -25 Points: Scrolling to the bottom of a 90-page Terms of Service update too quickly without reading it.

If your score drops to Tier-F, you literally get slapped with manual trash audits and 3G data caps until you do "voluntary recalibration" (like 40 hours of hand-weeding highway medians in a high-vis vest).

When asked about basic Fourth Amendment privacy rights, Furtive literally called privacy "a marketing buzzword from the 1890s that translates to uncollected metrics."

I know it reads like a fever dream satire, but the scariest part is how completely plausible the tech and corporate infrastructure sound. Anyone else following this?