Hoses are the bane of my existence

They’re always tangled, always kinking. The ends get messed up and start to leak and even when you replace the ends they still leak. It never seems to matter if I buy the cheapest hose or the most expensive, it only lasts like a year or two and then needs to be replaced. Even worse are the “kink free” hoses, because they’re so hard that when it decides to kink anyway, it just breaks. It’d be pretty hard to farm or homestead without water hoses, but I hate them.