PSA: The Don'ts of approaching strangers
We were ready to step in if she needed, but something we witnessed yesterday.
When approaching strangers to start a conversation;
- Don't start by creepily sitting in orbit of the intended recipient of conversation (a topless woman)
- Don't take off your denim jeans and stare at her.
- Don't walk up to her (still in your loose Walmart boxer shorts) and ask to spray cheap sunscreen on her back. And when she inevitably says "no thank you" don't ask again with a "are you sure?"
Bonus: Don't be walking back and forth the same stretch of the beach, fully clothed, shoes, backpack, hat and all, with sunglasses that look like Meta glasses, angling your head at topless/nude women. You might get a naked man enjoying a walk next to you making sure you don't get a clear shot.
Posted Aug 3, 2026, 2:05 PM UTC