38 M4F #Boston - Coming to town for two nights. I just want to hit it off with someone, give them my energy, and have them give me theirs. I want to bask in a beautiful woman. Sue me.

If your name is Sue, by the way, I’m not saying, like, “beer me,” but replacing the word “beer” with your name, like I want someone to slide you across a bar into my open palm. I’m not saying, “Bartender, Sue me!” Just want to be clear that I’m open to all types of given names; you don’t have to be named Sue.

That being said, I guess my PREFERENCE for who responds to this would be Susan Sarandon. Shoutout Susan Sarandon! She’s been telling the truth about Gaza AND she’s…well, you’ve seen her. But even if you’re not Susan Sarandon, you should still feel free to send me a chat. Please just mention up front whether or not you’re Susan Sarandon.

Anyway, the title says it all about me. Coming to town for work, just want to spend some time with someone beautiful. I’m attractive, attentive, entertaining, and imaginative. As far as what I’m imagining, I’m up for anything. I’m up for arguing about our marriages over drinks, advocating for each other’s devils until we’re hysterical. I’m up for sitting on a park bench and seeing how long we can stare into each other’s eyes. I’m up for a play, a concert, a movie. I’m up for making an ice cream sundae between your butt cheeks and devouring it while you scroll your phone. I just want something captivating and whirlwind that will give us the juice we each need to power through the next stretch of our lives, until Susan Sarandon comes along and we both finally abandon our relationships and careers to join her harem.