I completely failed as a Bull. Here's my story.

Just so you guys know when this happened I was 31 and based in the UK.

So the story is basically I advertised myself as being a Bull. I'd always been really great in bed, could always last the full mile and girls always enjoyed themselves with me. Countless compliments on my cock being prefect, best they had etc etc. So sure I thought I could come to reddit and become a Bull.

And that's what I did.

This couple got in touch with me through one of my first posts and said they wanted to experience their first time with a Bull for the wife's 40th birthday. Explained to me that her husband had serious performance issues and coukd rarely last more than a few pumps.

So we organised it all. 3 of us in their bedroom. Bit of foreplay. She's naked and I get her on all 4s, I take a helium balloon with 40th birthday on it and tie it round her neck.

....excitement is through the roof by this point. By the time I actually enter her and try to pound her out from behind I felt like I was already close and was sweating from the realisation i wasnt going to perform as expected..... I must have lasted about 30 seconds. To which she reacted by planting her head into the pillow and literally laughed.