Why does the translator have such a hard time with "De la verga"?

I was trying to find out what "____ is fucked" or "____ is fucking awful" is in Spanish, so I thought you could also put someone's name before, so it would be like "John is fucking awful" (John de la verga). But if you go to the google translator for english and spanish, it seems like different names give different results.

Blake: (Blake de la verga): "Blake is a fucking asshole."

Cody: (Cody de la verga): "Cody the dick."

Tiffany: (Tiffany de la verga): "Fucking Tiffany."

Josh: (Josh de la verga): "Josh is a fucking asshole."

James: (James de la verga): "James is a badass" ?????

james: (james de la verga): "James The Badass"

Manuel: (Manuel de la verga): "Manuel The Dickhead" (like where does head come from?)

Jamie: (Jamie de la verga): "Jamie is a Fucking Legend" ???????

America explain, why does Jamie and James get to be fucking badass and everyone else is a dickhead or a fucking asshole?