Funniest / Weirdest TF Dreams?

I’d love to hear about some of your funniest or weirdest TF dreams. Something that offers me respite amid this spiritual gauntlet is the sheer hilarity of some of these dream experiences, so much so that I sometimes wake up laughing 😂

One example was my TF finally admitting to himself that he’s in love with me and that I’m his soulmate SIX YEARS after meeting and after he got married. When I woke up, I just said “WHAT THE F***?!”, laughed, and then tried to go back to sleep.

Another example is that after my DM settled and finally got married to someone he doesn’t love but had been with for many years, I had this dream where I saw them in a wedding procession except they were trudging through a forest as my DM wore an extremely juvenile-looking, uncharacteristically nerdy outfit (think 12-year old DnD master on Boy Scouts trip) guiding everyone in a way that felt palpably ridiculous. Meanwhile, his wife—who he claimed to suddenly be madly in love with—had a bug net on her face rather than a wedding veil and, of course, no wedding dress. It was giving “I’m dressing up this relationship that has basically been about both of us living in survival mode and the whole things reeks of absurdity, immaturity, and delusion.” I woke up laughing on that one! 😂😂😂