I smiled as the medical technicians successfully uploaded my consciousness into the quantum mainframe of the year 2149, just days before my diseased body finally gave out.

I woke up behind synthetic blue eyes, looked down at the smooth silicone of my custom anime waifu chassis, and realized with pure terror that they’d stuffed me into an "Autonomous Premium Giga-GF" sex doll, just in time to feel the slimy, lukewarm slap of a 600-pound discord moderator's unwashed belly-fold as he muttered, "You're lookin mighty breedable today, baby" and began his four-hour, mountain-dew-fueled session and absolutely POUNDED me :(