Gabi and Dani. You couldn't sleep bc if the horrific events that unfoulded last night? Sure, Gabi you were running your mouth comparing your life parasocially to Lindsay Clancy and sooo hungry you had to drug yourself to sleep. Stop lying you couldn't eat bc of the PH tragedy.

You would sacrifice your child, your Mimi, CrustyChristy, your health for breakfast, Second breakfast, brunch, lunch and a tub of cool whip. You ate a burrito so fast you almost threw up like a dog that gets a high value treat. Dani, you have a literal "Watermelon stomach" but you have to shove a stick of butter, popcorn, a lb of Twix and a cup of salt in it in one sitting. You literally looked on TikTok this morning after bitching about yourself all day and night yesterday while a person was having a real mental breakdown and thought " How can I make this about me" go eat a stick if butter.

Posted Aug 5, 2026, 1:25 PM UTC

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