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johnarigdon

There was a psychic medium that survived the sinking of the Titanic.

As news outlets were interviewing the survivors, the psychic told her story:

"I had a premonition, very soon after purchasing my ticket. My family urged me not to go when I told them of my vision. I reassured them not to worry, and that I'd be fine...

"After all, I'm clair-bouyant."

Posted Aug 5, 2026, 1:26 PM UTC

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