If there's ever a Wario Movie...

I want it to be metafiction told by Wario himself!

Imagine it's about Wario pitching his new script for "The Super Wario Movie", where...

Wario is the supremely awesome gigachad superhero.

Mario is his evil nemesis.

Waluigi is the bumbling sidekick who reminds everyone how awesome Wario is.

Bowser is just a stupid worthless annoyance.

The WarioWare employees are Wario's personal hype squad.

Peach marries Wario in the end after being impressed by his peak male form.

Captain Falcon has a random cameo to set up the F-Zero comeback.

And Luigi is just a literal cardboard cutout.