50 M4F Looking to share total vulnerability, honesty and empathy with the woman of my dreams, but in total transparency, I am homeless and share a double wide refrigerator box with my wife. Hopefully that won’t be an issue? #cst

She goes out looking for bottles and cans every Tuesday and Friday from 8pm to 2am so I can host on those days. The refrigerator box is actually more spacious than you’d expect, I fit two full size mattresses in here side by side so we’ll have plenty of room for romantic interaction. If you give me notice of what day works best for you, I can wash up in the flood channel before our visit to ensure peak scent satisfaction. That way, our conversation can be about opening up entirely to each other instead of getting distracted by smell.

If you got this far, I’m sorry, I lied. I’m not homeless, and I’m still trying to be totally vulnerable which is easier said than done. I’m actually just bored AF. But I would like to meet the woman of my dreams. I’d be into that.

I’m not going to pretend I’m not looking for sex, but it’d be a bonus if I found someone that I could connect with besides just with my dick. But that wouldn’t be bad either.

Me-in shape, active, clean, early 50s, fun, doesn’t take myself too seriously, music, movies, concerts. Looking for the same. Please be her. 🙏