[M4F] 62 - want real life long term relationship or friend with benefits in π¬π§ England, (Midlands) π - Session: and Telegram below
Session: 055c5ea331ae0a54cca06498f79cb0422bc1835a48cc3f1d0b874949435e612519
Telegram: stripeyTiger1
Seeking
Somehow get the feeling that finding someone genuine on here is like trying to nail jelly to a wall but persevering. I'm seeking someone who:
- isn't a catfish and isn't planning to ghost before a planned meetup.
- is willing to meet soon (tired of online chats that seem to just string along)
- wants a casual or (preferable) a serious long term relationship, where you can visit/stay as you wish. I don't expect guests to contribute to bills, no matter how long you stay
This may appeal to you if you don't want to work at all, work remotely, are a student or work in the area, seeking to move out from your family/ previous partner etc.
Since this is a subreddit for kinks, my only serious 'kink' is 'breeding' i.e. 'normal sex'. However I certainly enjoy activities outside that such as sex toys, nudism & outdoor sex, fun/light bdsm, free use (I really expect us to agree that we can have sex with each other unless the other says stop), lingerie and dressing up.
Whilst you're entirely free to use birth control, as far as I am concerned if you let my cock into your pussy you have my permission to get pregnant and I will be very pleased if a new human starts growing inside you and your boobs start to get ready for milking.
Whilst my age may affect my chances, I'm open to trying whenever you want and if you want to be a stay at home mom, I'm quite happy to have a provider/home-maker relationship, as I earn enough to pay the bills.
You: ^(non-essential in italics)
- about 18-25 (some flexibility)
- any ethnicity or religion (I'm agnostic)
- in the UK or can easily get here
- straight or bisexual
- willing to meet soon
- not on birth control or wants to stop soon
Me:
- White, 5'11", blue eyes, grey/brown hair
- Like most forms of music, musicals, theatre, cinema
- Work mostly from home as software developer.
- Live alone (with cat) in 5 bedroom house with large garden. (I like the space).
- Separated, have 3 children (all adult)
^(Due to fakes, time-wasters and those who change their mind, I treat all conversations as fantasy until you turn up at a meeting. Dating posts will be removed once you've established you're committed to this)
^(successful removal appeals 1 2 3 4)
Posted Aug 5, 2026, 1:35 PM UTC