Basketball Gods actually do favor Ethical Tankers

• 81 teams have won 25 games or less since 2003
• The average loss differential for these 81 teams is -7.4
• The #1 most ethical team is the 2018 Mavs with -3.1, they immediately were gifted Luka Doncic by the Basketball Gods
• The #2 most ethical team is the 2007 Celtics with -3.4, the Basketball Gods immediately sent them a championship

The lesson here is that Basketball Gods are actually real and you should tank ethically if you want some crazy stuff to happen.