Feeling subby while single

Does anybody just inconveniently randomly sub out when you’re supposed to be a productive independent woman? I just wanna wear lingerie and do puzzles and bake and crawl around and stick my tongue out and all the rest of it…

Like Dude am I supposed to get any chores done when my brain is mush and I’m just fantasising about being a man’s Barbie doll in a box. I have absolute sub brain today and it is hell I can’t indulge it with somebody. 😭