If you're out make sure you get some clothes you can wear to a funeral

I had to cobble together some janky outfits because somehow my family had 2 funerals in a week (not the week i get paid either :p so i couldn't just buy a black blouse or funeral-y dress). So uh have something in your wardrobe you can wear to the sad/church-y events without looking like a guy because half the extended family there will remember you very differently (if at all) and it's much easier if they don't see any 'male hints' about what you are wearing.

- the gal who had to wear her wedding suit pants last week