45 [M4F] No, Becky. This isn't an AI generated post.

Don't mistake having an actual vocabulary and a personality for some slop generated from a prompt. I get it, there are chuds on here who couldn't string two sentences together IRL writing a Magnum Opus about their relationship struggles and how they need to feel the feels again. That ain't me. Consider that my preemptive attempt to dodge any "Ermahgerd! ChatGPT" replies.... which I know won't happen, but hope springs eternal.

I don't know how to describe what I am looking for without sounding like a dick. So, here it goes.

If there isn't instant chemistry, I'm out. The only constant I have experienced on the dark side of Reddit is that if things don't click early on an OA becomes DOA. I'm not tiptoeing through the tulips here, no no no, I am stomping the yard. This is my energy, if you can match and/or exceed, please proceed... if not, please find the nearest means of egress (vocab, ya feel me?).

Like Tupac, I've been around. Not in a slutty way, but I've been around for a while now. Success, failure, weirdness, feeling rejected/dejected/connected; You get the picture. All said, i know what I want. Who do I want? You, of course. But, who are you? You've got it together and know who you are. There is no existential or midlife crisis happening. Family life is comfortable and you don't need constant attention. You are attractive and are HWP. You have a legit sense of humor and can banter. You put effort into getting to know someone and don't rely on shit like "what are you planning for the weekend?".... ask me about my most embarrassing moment and roast me for it but also share the same kind of stories with me so I can roast you back. On the flip side, be cool with going deeper and discovering little things that add to the vibe. Those qualities are the baseline. We cool with that?

I'm a handsome/cute guy. I have a good job, stable day to day existence, hobbies, interests, desires... the whole *notabot* enchilada.

If you're 35-55 and know how to hook a guy without smoke and mirrors, you know that I know that you know what to do.