What’s your favourite lube?

For anal.

I’ve been using K Lube for a couple years now. I love how it feels, how long it lasts and that I can just make big batches of it, but it’s a bitch to mix and I find it too stringy and not thick enough. Most of it just slides right off my toys before I can get them in me, and I always need to have a hand towel to wipe a spiderweb of alien slime off my hands before I can start playing.

What’s your tried and tested?