I hate Sloshers

[Anger warning]

Serrac: This is of no insult to people who use sloshers, my distaste is for the weapon itself.

My hatred stems from what they are. In that it's a f@#$ing bucket. Why are we paying weapon prices for a tool you can find in your local hardware store? Yes I know it's likely tuned for better use as a weapon, but it's still a bucket! I could raid the bases janitor closet and come out with a functioning "slosher" in about 30 minutes!

Thousands of G could be saved if you just spend the extra 10 minutes walking to the hardware store and bought the parts individually, because it's a f@#$ing bucket there's only one part!

My second gripe is with modding, you can't mod the f@#$ing bucket. It doesn't have valves, pressure or any normal thing in a weapon. Because it's a f@#$ing bucket. Moreover even if you do mess with the bucket, it is no longer a mod, because you have fundamentally changed the weapon so that it is no longer the same bucket.

You can't segment the inside because that turns it into a Tri-Slosher. You can't add a mixing element to alter the flight path of the ink, because that turns it into a Sloshing Machine. You can't add a pressure tank to it to facilitate higher power shots because that turns it into a Explosher!

I despise the bucket, it torments me to no end.