Hey fam it's your girl A double,  your rizz queen bringing that main character energy and spilling that tea. I'm not aura farming so if your thinking that you are cooke. Bro... twin I'm standing on business. 

First a reminder. 3 more weeks left of Kalapu Kofe o Hawaiʻi for this season. Now it might say no reservations available but put your name in anyway. If someone cancels being on the list gets you a chance. Reserve on the app or on the website KKWW.com/reserve 

Kalapu Kofe o Hawaiʻi lottery winner (redacted) from Cedar Point OH you have won the Head of the line raffle. I will send you an email later to confirm what day you choose. Thank you to everyone that entered.

On to questions 

No. I won't spill the tea on the Hollywood AAA stars that tried to pick up Luna. If it were you, would you want that? Bro please.

If you are caught with a phone? Seriously? Like if you weren't stopped through the metal detector at phone check? There is a strict confidentiality clause in your subscriber’s paperwork.   This is a safe place, nobody needs to be outing anyone. Your subscription would be put on hold and you wouldn't be able to enter until it's not. A phone? Bro please.

7 days a week. 10am to 2am. Thanksgiving (USA) and Christmas 6pm  to 2am

Guarantee? Listen,  all our staff have an iron clad NDA. If someone leaks you, they leak us and we have too much skin in the game. Literally 

Ok, at opening it's a brunch/lunch menue 10am to 12pm. Lunch menue 12pm to 5pm. Dinner 5pm to 1am. Last call food 1am, last call from the bar 1:30am

In a sidenote don't ask Luna’s about breakfast.  "Oi git proppa breaky? toad in da hole, bangers, rashers, eggs, brown bread toast, beans, and a cuppa twinning. Ya, none that liption bollacks" lol did I sound like Lu? Lmao 🤣 

Jin? 35/25/36 5'5" a 32C

I got an email for saying KKWW St. Petersburg was overrated. The entire place is stone and brick. In Russia. It's cold and kind of dark. There is open fire pits and the Dolls are in furry loincloths, furry boots, and too much eyeliner.  It's not a Viking look it's a fucking Goth Caveman.  Mic drop

Luna? She is in London doing an audit/inspection at KKWW. She was with Jin.  Jin took a picture of Lu at the Maddox Club Friday night.

Melanie and I went to Marquee New York on Friday night. I will post the one Jin took of Lu and the one I took of Mel.

On Melanie’s insta? Oh you mean "untaggable Jin" lol 😆 it's a joke between us. Anytime Mel tags Jin in an insta post, Jin untaggs herself always.

Where do we go clubbing? Mostly when we are home somewhere local. Manhattan you know? Marquee or Somewhere Nowhere.

Least favorite? Umm the burger with the squid ink buns. The Wagyu burger is a cannon event in your mouth, the buns are chopped. I don't know bro it's a visual thing. Ok?

Have you been to KKWW São Paulo? It's Carnival 24/. If you want a party they are your hook up.

You asked for a Mel story? She might kill me lol 😅 

We were on Cape Cod in Massachusetts to try to set up a summer pop up there. I was checking out the internet in this building. It was a lodge,  hotel for Teddy Roosevelt.  The wifi sucked and might have been a drug den, so glad we passed. Mel was shopping and came along to keep me company. We go to this Mexican fusion bar/restaurant/cantina 

"Aim mee we don't need the cahr, it's 3 blocks away" Melanie said and yes I'm writing phonetically. So we get there. Everyone is dressed like her. Blonde, white top, white tight pants and flats. The head of house comes out

"Melanie,  your table is ready" well we go to the front. This other group of four is there and her name must have been Melanie as well. They both argue about who gets the table. Finally She says in a new jersey accent "ok fine, let the Unc have it" and Mel replies "wut did you cahll mee?" And the girl says "maybe you are too old to understand" and Mel turns to me and says "did this hoe cahll mee old?" So I kind of put on hand on her hip and push her towards into the restaurant. 

So Mel is making stink eyes at this girl the entire night just pounding margaritas. We go leave and Mel can't walk so she goes "Aimee cahrry mee" so I did. She is on my back with her hands around my neck "fucking cunt, who does she think she is? I'm Melahnie bloody Jonees and she is a bloody wanker... cahll mee old?" She is just grumbling the whole way to the hotel.

When we got back to the hotel, I put her down in our room. Mel is still grumbling and goes "I'm.. ah... I'm going to sleep right here" and she passed out. I went to bed and she goat noise snorred until I feel asleep. I gues she woke up at some point, called Jin and complained about being called old.  Jin said from what Mel complained about all the way home "well you are old" OM f'n G 😮 Jin is savage.

Ok, that's it for this week. Hit up your girl at A2@KKWW.com if you have questions for next week.

This has been AMA for week ending on 08/08/26

Peace ✌️ 

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AMA with Amy (you should be used to that by now lol) for week ending on 08/08/26