15F need new witnesses before my life drop new episodes as old ones know too much.......LMAOO.

Broooo i need new ppl to talk to because wdym making friends has become a whole side quest.

I'm 15F and honestly I'm just looking for ppl around 14-17 who can actually hold a conversations,I'm into manhwa,anime,drawing/art,music,random deep conversations,completely unserious conversations and basically anything that gives me an excuse to yap for way too long.

I'm usually a yapper but I need a lil time to warm up. One minute we're talking normally and the next I'm telling you some completely unnecessary stroy from my life like it's breaking news.

Tbh idk what else to write without making this sound like a job application.

Like what am I supposed to say next?

"Hello,I'm 15 year old part-time disaster seeking a suitable friendship opportunity. My qualifications include professional yapping and questionable humour.Refrences available upon request."

ANYWAY moving on before this turns into boring resume.

My life randomly produces episodes,so here's some lore:

EP1:I was literally standing at the edge of a road minding my own business,when this girl on a bicycle somehow managed to appeared out of nowhere and crashed straight towards me. Like HELLO??My brain lagged so hard I didn't even know whether to move,apologize or just accept my accept my fate...literally she got me to crashed to......i was like gurlll there are more ppl besides me.....or wdym??? she really sees me like MUZAN KIBUTSUJI or she saw me as the final boss of AVENGERS: ENDGAME. You ever have one of those moments where everything happens so fast that your brain is just loading....3%...Thanks to her, i got a front-row seat to the Grim reaper smiling at me like he was about to give me a PowerPoint presentation on every questionable decision I've ever made.....and to make worse, the Grim reaper was wondering and having hard time to decide whether to fry me,grill me or just add extra oil to the pan.

EP2: LET ME GIVE SOME ALPHABETS TO THE CHARACTERS IN MY STORY OR TEA WHATEVER YOU THINK....

X-one of MY friend.

Y-one of X's friend.

this is going to be interesting....hehe!

So,A guy apparently confessed to X through a whole paragraph that....she is the only one he loves...he will not leave her...he will accept her however she is...BLAH..BLAH..first of all broo who r u accept?? R u the judge of the shark tank. Fortunately,she rejected him. Then bro casually revealed that the confession wasn't for her.....he contacted to her and wrote paragraph to HER so that he can contact Y through her..........we're like broooo what...you had written a paragraph expressing like you have finally after 56 reincarnation,500 episodes of drama and an complete amnesia arc you have finally find whom you love.

Guess who Y was

Yep that's me.

ofc i had rejected him bcz bro we both don't know this guy existed and the fact is we don't anything about him,didn't see his face(you'll be wondering how we know that he confessed as we didn't saw his face....one of our classmate is his friend so through him we came to know about the whole stuff)the only thing we have known about name was that he is our senior.

Okay,so after this double rejection a normal person will not approach us again in the future but the very next day he wanted both our numbers....the audacity of him.....LMAOOO I want the self confidence broo has.I still don't know what the actual plot supposed to be there.

aghhh.....if there is emoji.....this post can turn to more interesting

So yeah, tbh my life isn't exactly boring.

I'm looking for chill ppl around my age who wanna talk,joke around,exchange random lore,recommend each other stuff and see if we actually vibe. No pressure btw....we can just talk and see where the conversation goes.

Also plzz don't give me the driest"hey"known to mankind.Give me something to work with.

AND PLZZ DON'T FAKE YOUR AGE.....THE PPL OVER 19+ STAY AWAY BCZ I DON'T WANT TO BE IN SITUATION WHERE I WAS CHATTING WITH SOMEONE ONLY TO LATER KNOW THAT HE OR SHE IS 19+ ALSO STAY AWAYYY.......I'LL DIE BY CRINGING...SO FOR THE SAKE OF MY DEATH PLZZ STAY AWAY.

Tell me one completely random thing about yourself.

Your current obsession,a weird story,an unpopular opinion,a fictional character you'r defending with your whole life.Some random fact that noboby asked for...Literally anything.

If it's interesting,clock it.I WILL yap back.