2 dreams with cast members 2 days in a row, please enjoy

No need to read this unless you want to hear what my weird, dumbass brain came up with in my dreams last night, and the night before.

Featuring: Jordan (ew), and Shinia??? (Why??)

2 nights ago. Jordan is the VILLIAN in my dream. Realistic only because he is a POS, nothing else about this was realistic 😭😭 but basically im in the afterlife, learning how to jump into parallel universes (spiderman style) to visit different afterlives. After while, i get stuck in one, and Jordan (bastard egghead with a massive noggin in this dream) decides to hijack this afterlife and turn it into a nightmare. He takes over, makes me and my family into slaves doing physical labor, makes it so that all TVs play at top volume (pure evil), and generally trashes the place and instills an oppressive caste system. I did eventually escape, but I don't think I defeated him unfortunately. What a nasty little douchebag.

Last night. I'm swimming off a beach where there are humpback whales jumping in the distance. It's beautiful, they're doing flips in the air, super cool times. Then, SHINIA?!?! On a boat, further from the shore, and I SHIT YOU GUYS NOT - an orca whale jumps from the water, flips over her head, and grabs her head in its mouth on its way down into the water. Y'all. Shinia got fuckin EATEN by an ORCA in my DREAM last night.

Do we think I'm having Taylor's dreams. Be honest. Because what the fuuuuuuck was that?? 🤣🤣

Anyhow. For anyone that did read this, hope you enjoyed my weird ass dreams. Sorry this isn't super relevant to the show, but whatever. All we have to talk about is Taylor's drama right now and I am tired of hearing about her.