I choose the former.

In My Dad’s Gone Crazy, Eminem says:

“Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick
And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfuckin' gospel record”.

And I’m here thinking, what’s wrong with sucking a million cocks per second? Not only is that an amazing skill set, it would probably be fun as heck as well. I can just imagine myself on my knees working super hard while Eminem is in the next room recording this “gospel record” of his.

There are over 140k users in this subreddit. Am I the only one who feels this way?