A Usenet post from net.startrek about Kirk's conquests.

The Path line in the header is a reminder of how good we have it with Domain Name Servers.

I took some pics of this printout from 1985 before I'll recycle it.

To the detriment of my college grades, I spent too much time reading Usenet posts or playing games when they were available on the school's UNIX systems :-(

Google Lens was used to extract the text from the pics and I put some of the spacing back in for the text below:

From: elbantx5d.UUCP (Ellen Bart)

Newsgroups: net.startrek

Subject: Kirk's Conquests - The List

Message-ID: <6943mtx5d.UUCP>

Date: 8 Jul 85 14:39:30 GMT

Date-Received: 11 Jul 85 12:29:35 GMT

Organization: ATET Information Systems Laboratories, Holmdel, NJ

Lines: 62

Here it is the list of Kirk's Woman. Thanks to all those who contributed especially "igil". It was his/her list which was the most comprehensive and which I have used (with modifications) below.

Lgil had only two categories Past relationships and conquests. I have chosen here to subdivide them further mainly this was to stress the distiction between women Kirk fell for and really cared about from women whom he merely "used". There is some grey area. of course, as in the cases of Shanna and Drusilla. The category "Other" was mainly for women in special circumstances (Thelasa) or women I didn't know how to place. I welcome suggestions and comments on these (as well as the rest of the list).

One of the most interesting things I found is that the list is of managable size. Many people speculated on the net and in private mail that the list would run close to 50-60 names. Maybe Kirk isn't as much of a playboy as we all thought :-)

ellen bart

Past relationships first:

    Ruth (Shore Leave)
    
    Dr. Helen Noel (Dagger of the Mind) probably not serious
    
    Lt. Areel Shaw (Court Martial)
    
    Dr. Janet Wallace (The Deadly Years)
    
    Or. Janice Lester (Turnabout Intruder)
    
    Carol Markus (TWOK)

In the line of duty

    Andrea (an android, but...) (What are Little Girls Made Of?)
    
    Sylvia (Catspaw)
    
    Kelinda (By Any Other Name)
    
    Deela (Wink of an Eye)
    
    Uhura (Plato's Stepchildren)
    
    Marta (Whos Gods Destroy)

"If only it was another time, another place..."

    Edith Keeler (City on the Edge of Forever)
    
    Miramanee (The Paradise Syndrome)
    
    Reyna (Requiem for Methuselah)
    
    Odona (The Mark of Gideon)
    
    Shanna (Ganesters of Triskelion)
    
    Drusilla (Bread and Circuses)
    
    Yeoman Janice Rand (Enemy within, Miri, Naked Time, etc.)

"Seduced by

    Nona (A Private Little War)
    
    Elaan (Elaan of Troyius)

"Other"

    Lenore Karidian (Conscience of the King)
    
    Marlena Horeau (Mirror, Mir٢٥٣)
    
    Dr. Anne Mulhall (Return to Tomorrow)
    
    Eve (Mudd's Women)

net.startrek post - r/startrek before the World Wide Web