My wife caught me eating an entire chocolate cake at 2 AM last night.

She was furious and asked, "How could you be so irresponsible with your health?"

I looked her dead in the eye and said, "I’m just trying to reduce my stress levels."

She shouted, "Eating a whole cake is not how you handle stress!"

I replied, "Actually, it is. Didn't you know that 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'?".