If you play Dinomorphia this event you're a fraud who cheats the system

Almost as bad as Branded and worse than everything else

Worse than Hero, worse than burn, worse than Man, worse than Shaddoll

You play a "Fusion" deck that is somehow allowed just because it has a couple of Fusion monsters in it and you sit there smugly rubbing your potbelly and giggling like a little girl about your fair and balanced "Fusion" deck that's all about not letting your opponent play

At least when Hero throws up a million floodgates they have to work for it, they can get handtrapped for it, they risk playing into Maxx C or Droll

Instead Dinoslopia laughs and gets their optimal endboard in one Special Summon and without having to add from deck to hand and can play a million counter traps to make sure that their plays go through, oh how fair and balanced

And what do you know, you can even play a small Brainded package with the Fallen and the Slopulous and Ecclesia because Arceus knows you didn't have enough backrow and then even if I manage to remove Rexterm you can just use the second effect and BRING HIM BACK are you fucking kidding me with this shit, when will this dogshit card go to 1

Oh wow what's this you say? You run Impulse, Spark, and Dominators? "honest healthy cards sir look here there are locks on them I can't use handtraps" well golly gee I guess you got me there now you can't use any of the zero handtraps in your deck what amazing sacrifices you have made

Harpie's Feather Duster to 3 right now or I swear I will join you and play stun every day the rest of my life until it is