Taps aff weather

There's no flair for rant or moan. But consider yourself forewarned.

I font know what's worse, scrawny pigeon chested wee guys or steroid enhanced gym bros. But I find it kinda annoying that these blokes get to swan around taps aff, with all the confidence of Mr. Scotland, while women like myself have to haul our boobs about in a £40 bra as it slowly fills with underboob sweat.

Either put your wee ribcages away or let lassies cut about taps aff without perving at us and making it all weird.

Equality for all. Free the baps. OR Put your nips away.