31[M4F] Rain outside, FWB inside. Seems like solid planning.
Applications are open for one (1) FWB slot. Please submit your resume, references, and emotional baggage separately.
What comes with the position:
• Good food. I’m hungry approximately 94% of the time.
• Random drives when neither of us has anything better to do.
• Spontaneous hangouts that somehow turn into “okay, one more hour.”
• Gym company if you're into it — or a bad influence who will tell you dessert is basically recovery nutrition.
• No unnecessary drama, mind games, or disappearing acts.
A little about me:
• 31, 5'10", Fil-Chi (chinito), QC-based.
• Career is going well, I have my own car, pay my own bills, and generally have the adulting department under control. Mostly.
• Gym during the week. Weekends are usually for golf, finding good food, random drives, or doing absolutely nothing after a chaotic week.
• Apparently I'm cute enough that people have mentioned it enough times for me to stop arguing. I’ll give myself a very humble 7-8/10 and let you conduct your own quality inspection.
Who might be a good fit?
Someone 26 or below who's easygoing, clean, and actually knows how to enjoy someone's company.
I tend to be into petite or active girls, and obviously being cute or pretty isn't exactly a dealbreaker.
If you somehow made it through the entire post without judging me, that's probably a decent start. Say hi.
Posted Aug 11, 2026, 11:29 AM UTC · locked