WYR get $1M right now or $25 per hard boiled egg eaten for life?

The money is after tax and without any conditions. The hard boiled eggs are free but you have to make them and the only condiment allowed is salt and you cannot mix with other foods like a salad. Eggs cannot be exchanged for cash or given to anyone else, no loopholes.

It comes to about 22 years to break even if you eat 5 eggs per day; obviously half of that if you can choke down 10.