33M4F Midwest/Military

Travel a lot...like...ugh. Looking for a funny, fit (or in pretty good shape) woman. I'm open to anything. IF you just want to be friends that flirt and tease eachother? Great. If you're looking to get more explicit. Cool. Just someone to break up the monotony and give me something to smile at. Love teasing. Building tension. I'm fit, well endowed (pinky pomise), respectful, discreet (I expect the same), and when you feel like you don't want to do this any more, no problem. I need to build trust before I share any socials. Been messed with before and it isn't fun. Bonus points for married women. Sounds scrappy but I like the naughty secrecy. Send me a message and introduce/describe yourself. Convince me you aren't trying to lure me to your OF or telegram.