Looking for recs for the best triathalon running shoe that is also gayyy

Looking to buy a new pair of running shoes that meet the triathalon requirements AND are also loud/colorful AF.

If im going to ruin my genetically inferior knees with all this training, I want to do it in a shoe that is comfortable, brings me joy, AND maybe also elicits someone to yell a hate slur out of their sports car.

Appreciate any help!