A man walks into a bar with a kangaroo. After a few pints, the kangaroo passes out, so the man gets up to leave.'Hey!' says the bartender, 'You can't leave that lyin' there!'The man turns and says, 'That's not a lion, it's a kangaroo!'

A man walks into a bar with a kangaroo. After a few pints, the kangaroo passes out, so the man gets up to leave. 'Hey!' says the bartender, 'You can't leave that lyin' there!' The man turns and says, 'That's not a lion, it's a kangaroo!'