Ring-ring, ring-ring. The call? It's coming from inside the house. (29F)

And that, my friends, is how you get someone to read the title of your post.

Hello. Here I am. I'm sorry for manipulating you and piquing your interest just to get you to pay attention (I'm lying, I'm not sorry). Rest assured, it will not happen again (lying again).

You and I...we have a long, sordid, torrid history. One riddled with strife and listlessness and estrangement. And when I say these things, yet again, I am lying. I CAN'T HELP IT

LOOK. I'm weird. You laughed at what I said. What is it that you're waiting for? Fucking talking to me. Give your favorite attention whre some LOVE, broski 🫶🏾🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

Ok. Enough rambling. I'll be waiting.