Tell me the most oddly specific trait of being Sagittarian

I have a huge Taurus stellium with a single sag moon just sitting there all alone. She is next to a Taurus rising and sun, like she accidentally sat between two lovers at a movie theater and is trying to ignore their gaze. Obviously I mostly identify as a bull, but given sag it is my big 3, I must know more. I know nothing of you (us?) archers except fire and optimism; please horrify and enlighten me with oddly specific traits that will make me have a existential crisis 🩷 thanks!