Things that I have been called as a male student nurse by patients that aren't what I am

This is just from my first year as a SN and I do introduce myself to all these patients as a student nurse.

• Doctor (all time patient favourite)
• Chef
• Dentist
• Gynaecologist
• Physio (more understandable)
• Bus Driver
• Waiter
• Boy
• Pathetic silly man (close)
• Doctor again (i was wearing scrubs this time)
• Handsome
• Steward
• Carer
• Nurse (another two years on the pain train baby)

The worst one is being called the doctor when I am stood next to a female doctor who's in scrubs (who is also far more intelligent that I am).