I want to give her all my money

I’d send her all the money I have and all the money I make. Set up my direct deposit to her account if she’d take care of me and love me. She wouldn’t have to work with the checks I’ll have in the next week or so and they’ll get even bigger. By Christmas it’ll be around $5k every 2 weeks. She’ll have it all. As long as I have food and everything and she takes care of me. Laundry, groceries, pays any of my bills, the rest is all hers to keep probably $5-6k a month left. Maybe less after my gas and nicotine. I’ll work as hard as possible and let her have it all and never stop for her. As long as she takes care of me. And also doesn’t get upset if some panties go missing and maybe tease me or wear stuff to show off her body around me (and not get mad at my boners I get each time). Or just have a secret intimate thing and I’ll pay for her whole life. She can spend it and do anything as long as I get to see her and get to watch movies and cuddle and get back scratches when I’m home. She can be in charge. She’ll control the money, the rules, my chores, etc. I’ll even get her on my insurance and benefits and make her my beneficiary for life insurance and 401k and IRA. I’ll put her on all my accounts so she can access without my permission. She gets it all I just want her love and her to take care of me. I’ll provide all the money for her to do that and whatever she wants. I will be working too much but if she wants to take vacations she can use all the money however she wants. Just show me love and attention