First tooth, send help

My 7m son is getting his first tooth in and he is SUFFERING. Inconsolable. Doesn’t want to be held, doesn’t want to be put down, doesn’t want to be awake, doesn’t want to be asleep, doesn’t want to play, doesn’t want to relax, nothing is working.

I have Camilla drops, Tylenol, SO MANY teethers, crunchy snacks, celery, baby popsicles.

I need more ammunition to tackle this because he just screams violently all day long.

Please send me your best teething hacks. I’ll try anything at this point (other than whiskey 😂)