Weird dream about burgers, OneyPlays, and chase sequences.

So I’m writing this down before I forget, because I have zero fucking clue what any of this means. So, the basic premise is the “Pixar Burger” where you take the Pixar films and rank them, then you look at what’s at the top and try making a burger with toppings that match the movies. Why? No idea. I see this on a RoyalPear short of all places, and on the tier list, you can see the image for Inside Out is fucking Lil Nas X. Apparently, Lil Nas X plays Joy in the live action Inside Out remake.

I’m over here attempting this with Doc Green of all people. Like, the scientist from Transformers Rescue Bots. I work at a grocery store, and the kitchen I’m attempting this at is just in the middle of the isle between the Deli and Bakery. I’m working on the burger while Doc Green is just existing and commenting every few minutes, and I decide on using jalapenos, a fried egg, and other miscellaneous burger toppings.

The plot randomly shifts to OneyPlays out of nowhere, but it isn’t really OneyPlays, because they’re all just random white dudes in the artstyle and there’s something like 15 of them. I know it’s OneyPlays because Zach Hadel is there, I recognize him. You know who else is there? Fucking Donald Trump. He never says a word, there are no political undertones, he’s just there. It’s so weird because he doesn’t even look like Donald Trump, he just has the haircut and looks like a Meccha Chameleon character.

The house from Up is behind them, and like in the movie, it starts floating away, making the guys chase it in different ways. I remember there were 2 guys on a motorcycle (one was a miscellaneous guy driving and the other looked like some off brand version of Adam), and they’re about to hit a wall with the guy on the back telling him to slow down before they go up a ramp.

The last part has the house get caught and stop moving, and the guys just stop and stare at it like an Avengers movie, and you can see this fuckin off brand Donald Trump just slide onto a roof in the background with some smug look on his face. He looks like he’s animated by Sr Pelo. He just goes in with secret service around him and some guy just yells “he’s being imported”, which isn’t even funny, it’s just some play on the deportations.

Unfortunately, my dog woke me up here, so I have zero clue what happens next.