Need opening advice

Started playing chess about 4 months ago. I never really studied chess besides solving puzzles - that got me to 1000 chess.com. But now I feel that I want to learn more about the game. I decided to start by learning some opening setup. The thing is - I like it in games when my playing style reflects who I am in real life. I'm a gay man. The question is - what is the gayest opening in chess? I need one for white and one for black. TIA